I have a confession to make.
I use a Spoonk Mat daily, sometimes twice a day.
Despite the fact that “spoonk” sounds dangerously close to another slang term for baby batter or man chowder, this isn’t a mat designed for cleaner masturbation sessions.
A Spoonk Mat is substantially less fun than that. And although it isn’t exactly a bed of spikes, it’s damn close.
Take a look for yourself:
Don’t you just love the focus on the earth-friendly materials… as if they somehow don’t make it hurt like giving a knife a hand-job?
Full disclosure: I also have a near fetish-level relationship with cold showers.